Relationships are full of highs, lows, and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky, and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.
This Week's Funniest Relationship Posts
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
- Staging an assassination attempt: @JohnnyCrust4 tweeted:
Staging my own assassination attempt in order to convince my wife to let me put a wet bar in the basement.
- The Dyson airwrap dilemma: @GeringerAdam posted:
Many men want to date a total smoke show but few would buy their gf a Dyson airwrap.
- Dr Pepper treasure: @samlymatters shared:
Found a perfectly sealed 12 pack of Dr Pepper outside the grocery store but my wife wouldn't let me take it and now I know how our dog feels.
- Wedding tears required: @miiagarro wrote:
my husband better cry at our wedding or his side of the family is not eating.
- Disappointment terror: @sixfootcandy said:
The easiest way to confuse and terrify my husband is to say, 'I'm not angry, just disappointed,' and watch the life drain from his face.
More posts from Threads and Bluesky users include:
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- @billheil, @sarahmarvelous, @bcdreyer.social, @nicole.lynn10, @cait.bsky.social, @mattobrien, @nikkidonthebeat, @crownofsparrows, @maddiegreenheart.bsky.social, @jillxxsilva, @elism0m, @sydney_vn, @just_alaida, @ellimeth, @beckafreewrites, @postcardsbygalina, @kylerehl, @_thesweettea, @alex.kumin, @kelly.mosser, @destiniedarko
