The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.
“when did your anxiety start?” in elementary school when i’d count paragraphs ahead to see which one i might have to read out loud
— ` (@schiz04renic) April 27, 2026
Why doesn’t 50 Cent just go on tour with Nickelback and call the tour “45 Cents” my god do I have to think of everything?
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) April 27, 2026
good morning today i hugged a TSA agent because i misread a gesture he made to guide me through the body scanner
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) April 27, 2026
mom texts me like im her affair partner pic.twitter.com/n96oj1PBFT
— melanie (@mmmelanierose) April 28, 2026
the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.
— femiiiiii. (@femiiiszn) April 25, 2026
you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you
— swinky (@dumbassghoul) April 28, 2026
I love spring in the city I love putting away my Big Coat then pulling it back out then putting it away then pulling it back out then putting it away then
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) April 25, 2026
i never beg except when it’s to differ
— maya (@mayaviatwitta) April 29, 2026
my boyfriend when i was 19 was so beautiful they paid him to walk around Abercrombie and pretend to fold clothes. He got bored and asked “can i actually fold clothes” and they said no.
— Harmy (@harrrmy) April 28, 2026
jrbillin/Threadsmysterious.nova/Threadssharibonbonvie/Threadsmrs.kmita/Threadsnoelsymone/Threadsally_said_it/Threadsi would like to personally thank whoever gingered the first ale
— erika (@yeeeerika) April 27, 2026
Costco should have an Awareness of My Surroundings test before approving memberships
— Mistress Dividend (@mistressdivy) April 27, 2026
absolutely losing it over what aritzia thinks you can “wear to work” pic.twitter.com/0sbaxFOvk8
— Kassie Epstein (@kassieepstein) April 28, 2026
I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me…Four tops.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 27, 2026
“you look tired” yeah well the enemies didn’t become lovers until 3am
— ♡ (@astralbaes) April 27, 2026
My mom just called to tell me that if I still haven't received any job offers I should check my emails because maybe they emailed me
— (• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ (@Y40IFRQTTING) April 29, 2026
Can't wait to get a facelift in my 50s and tell everyone the trick to aging gracefully is to drink a lot of water
— Circe (@vocalcry) April 28, 2026
Taught my boss the short cuts for “select all” “copy” and “paste” and she looked at me like I split the atom https://t.co/i0Ks40njzi
— amanda (@jailedamanda) April 27, 2026
the internet is forever unless you wrote an article for a website in 2015
— lana schwartz (@_lanabelle) April 28, 2026
just got an ad for this jacket and was like omg so cute I want it….. It is for a baby. This is not the first time this has happened to me pic.twitter.com/FhN4QY68Bv
— mk ? (@houseofston3s) April 29, 2026
In an alternate universe you’re being ignored in a room full of elephants.
— j e a n (@jeanisalunatic) April 27, 2026
on a first date i will carve our initials into a tree it's the most romantic way to let you know i have a knife
— soup? (@thrluv) April 29, 2026
da congress https://t.co/rwEjIFXikv
— erin (@ratsnotagain) April 25, 2026
Was talking to a 15 year old at a show a few days ago and he jokingly called me an old man and when I said I was a woman instead of being transphobic he instantly switched to calling me grandma. Inclusively dunked on thank you woke child
— indrid (@motormoder) April 27, 2026
BILF (book I'd like to finish)
— love drops (@lovedropx) April 26, 2026
Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do
— alexa (@alexadoingstuff) April 25, 2026
itsme.katevee/Threadsvevilainvictus/Threadspallavigunalan/Threadstherachellenicole/Threadspriincesspickle/Threads_justcrys_/Threads
