Funniest Couple Posts from X, Bluesky, and Threads This Week
Funniest Couple Posts from Social Media This Week

Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

@notgabbyb/Threads

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@sledreynalds/Threads

@thevagabondish/Threads

@kathmschmidt/Threads

@totespostmodern/Threads

@redoubters.bsky.social/Bluesky

@nicetopatrick.bsky.social/Bluesky

@authorkaraj.bsky.social/Bluesky

@the_notorious_s.h.e/Threads

@rosemary.world/Bluesky

My wife was yelling at me so I interrupted her to ask Alexa to play a little soothing background music. — Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) April 4, 2026

My girlfriend got drunk last night and texted me this? pic.twitter.com/NGddMKadhL — 22gunner (@Gnar1104) April 29, 2026

my bf opened his sun roof for the first time in the 3 years ive known him i guess we will continue learning about each other forever — faith⋆。? (@k3miffy) April 28, 2026

I'm mad at my husband. Time to turn the toilet paper the wrong way. — your other mom (@difficultpatty) May 1, 2026

@nikkidonthebeat/Threads

@missrainbowpie.bsky.social/Bluesky

introducing my bf the twilight movies and looking at him like this when he asks stuff like “what about periods” and “how did they have sex” and “what did they name that baby?” pic.twitter.com/ZrnTLVWd7O — brecht apologist (@madison_tayt) May 2, 2026

My wife and I were sitting on the porch drinking some whiskey last night. I said, "I love you," My wife replied, "Is that you talking or the whiskey?" I said, "That's me talking to the whiskey!" — Clinton (@614clinton) May 1, 2026

I'm pretty sure my husband's sneezes violate some kind of noise ordinance. — Hollie Harris (@allholls) May 2, 2026

@lizjenkins_maebybaby/Threads

@ygrene.bsky.social/Bluesky

@katiehanniganforever/Threads

@nicolechung.bsky.social/Bluesky

@whatashrinkthinks.com/Bluesky

@darlingstarling.bsky.social/Bluesky

@kristindiversi/Threads

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